Social Media Cocky 

A person that is good looking and uses social media sites (i.e. Facebook, instagram, twitter, etc.) to make themselves seem cocky and cool. But when meeting the person they are awkward and unsure of themselves.

Girl 1: I met Jeff last night.
Girl 2: Oh how did that go?
Girl 1: He was really only social media cocky, it was unfortunate. He seemed so cool online.

Social Media Cocky by coolasacucumber February 9, 2013

Social Media Cock Hoarder 

An individual who dedicates there day to hoarding the attention of penis across the globe using social media. This practice is normally undergone by adding random people and provocatively implying physical attraction to a number of them simultaneously without actually engaging in sexual intercourse with any. often this predators will hunt the weak, if your face looks like it gave birth to its own nose be warned, she could even be a black man named steve.

that bitch is on an fb cock hoard

your silly mate: ive been talking to this girl for abit but look at all these guys on her wall.
you: mate! dont be a silly cunt, shes a social media cock hoarder! shes probably a black guy called steve

Social Media Cock Hoarder by themuffler May 14, 2015