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snow-flaking 

To use even the lightest amount of snowfall as an excuse for skipping work/social events/commitments due to "adverse travel conditions".
Look, snow! Thats it dude, grab the weed and the sledge, im snow-flaking work tomorrow!
snow-flaking by Quarlmarx January 10, 2010

Snow Flaking 

Verb - Using any situation that one does not get what they want to call others out for bullying.
Sarah - “She went to her supervisor and said that we were bullying her. All because she was too late to sign up for the activity she wanted.”
Alana - “Oh shit! That bitch is snow flaking us! We just got snow flaked.”
Snow Flaking by RD PS September 24, 2019

Snow-flaking 

Verb: The act of opening ones mouth and sticking out their tongue to catch ejaculate flying through the air. (like catching a snowflake on the tongue) Often followed up by "snowballing" it into another's mouth during sexual congress.
Oh my God!, I went into Logan's room to see if he was ready for school.. I opened the door and caught him snow-flaking into his own mouth...

snowflakin 

The attitude and lifestyle of every good squirrel. If a squirrel is snowflakin', then given squirrel must never goat around.
Bystander 1: "Why is that squirrel so damn cool?"
Bystander 2: "Because he's always straight snowflakin'!"
snowflakin by Mama Squirrel January 9, 2009

Snowflaking 

The act of using Logical Fallacies (e.g. Straw Man Arguments, False Equivalencies, etc.) to generate a perceived slight which is used by the author to manufacture personal outrage and mount a vitriolic defense against something they themselves invented. Often used on Social Media platforms and in online forums as a form of Trolling.

Also see: Snowflake, Attention-Whore
Actual Example:
Initial Comment: Imagine if all of this effort and passion resisting Equity policies was actually put toward creating a system that supported our BIPOC community.

SF Response: I don’t have to answer questions. Especially not to people who respond with racism. I’m just a racist apparently. Love tonight’s equity meeting. It showed just how racist this whole thing truly is.

Usage in a sentence: "Wow, did you catch her response? We were talking about racial equity and she just started snowflaking that everyone was calling her a racist because she was against it. Where the fuck did that come from?!
Snowflaking by Maudite June 9, 2021

Snowflaking The Teapot 

A sexual act where whilst the man teabags his partner he ejaculates on their torso.
Would you like to snowflake the teapot tonight love?

Ah lads, I was in the middle of snowflaking the teapot last night when her mum walked in
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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