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Snow Panties 

An addition to winter gear for women which assures the vagina does not freeze in inclement weather. The female equivalent to the male's "long johns."
Dude! I totally saw that babe rockin' some snow panties! I bet she's got a warm vagina! Awesome!

I bought a pair of snow panties so my crotch doesn't ... clam up... when it gets so cold out.

Thank god I remembered my snow panties! If I had to wear his stanky stank long johns with the front penis fly I'd never sleep in this blizzard!

(as a pun)
Dude, I heard that chic is so frigid she's got the snow panties on in the summer brah. Stray away!
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Snow Pansies 

Wimpy, adult Canadians who can't handle small - medium snow storms and feel obligated to take an entire day off work.
Dude, I can't believe no one showed up at work today. There's only a few inches of snow on the ground. What a bunch of Snow Pansies.
Snow Pansies by Jimmy Fatt February 22, 2011