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Snoqualmie Valley 

Snoqualmie Valley is a super old town. It's the gross part of Snoqualmie. The kids there think they're better than everyone, just because they don't live on the Ridge. Sorry to break it to ya guys, but at least Ridge kids aren't a bunch of drug doing hicks. The valley needs to be remodeled..extremely badly. The houses are falling apart because nobody wants to deal with the fact they're in a flood zone. You don't wanna get hit by floods? Don't move somewhere where they hit every year. They're not very wealthy, and are extremely jealous that Ridgers can afford nice houses. Valley kids complain about not having nice houses, but in reality they just spend all their money on pointless stuff. They like to feel sorry for themselves, and like to blame the Ridge for everything that goes wrong, when really it's their faults.
"Dang dude this town sucks...it must be snoqualmie valley."

"everything is the Ridge's fault!" "oh you must be from the valley if you believe that lie!"
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Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026
excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting
adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹
Word of the Day on July 6, 2026

fudanshi 

Boys who enjoy yaoi (a genre in Japan that contains sexual and/or romantic relations between two men); literally translates to "rotten boy"; corresponding female : fujoshi
Alex blatantly displayed his fudanshi side to his friends.
fudanshi by Yuri Katsuki January 13, 2017
Word of the Day on July 5, 2026