Snookey 

An evil version or variant of something. Or one who has strangely and apparently overnight quite drastically changed personality (commonly to the negative).

{David}-Your cat just bit me.
{Edwina}-Really?!
{David}-Yeah but when i was here yesterday we were getting on great.
{Edwina}-Yeah sometimes she's snookey.

Snookey by Johnioupus January 26, 2009

Snooker Kick

One of the great phenomena of snooker. The kick is where either the cue ball or the object ball literally jumps in the air slightly after receiving contact from the cue or the cue ball respectively. The effect is nearly always negative for the striker, as the angle on either ball is disturbed and contact is rarely clean. Many attempts have been made to explain why kicks occur, the most frequent explanations being friction from the table surface and, more commonly, a bit of dust or chalk on either ball when there is contact. A lot of research has been carried in the study of Nihilosophy for the British Snooker Organisations.

I could have won the match if it hadn't been for that 'snooker kick' I got when attempting to pot an easy Blue into the corner pocket.

Snooker Kick by Reg Denke May 31, 2010

Toilet Snooker 

Only possible by a male, 'toiler snooker' is the occurence while defecating of hitting ones testicles with a stool which is curling around past the gooch; similar in action to that of a snooker cue on a ball.

"Why are you taking so long honey?"
"I'm playing toilet snooker darling!"

Toilet Snooker by Gaff December 19, 2006

Snookering

When a brother is grinding with a girl in a club whilst simultaneously the girl is facing the other direction , tossing off another different brother in a "snooker cue" motion with the hand maintained in a parallel position. The covert way in which this is done means that both dudes can be oblivious to the other , however when one realises he will be locked in position - unable to make the next move - hence both guys are effectively snookered

"Oh look at that chick, playing some quality snookering - "

" that fat girl is so large the dude can't see he is totally snookered !"

Snookering by Dr Gonzu April 10, 2013

snookems 

A term of endearment, like honey or sweetheart.

Come over and give me a kiss, snookems.

snookems by Tina R. Collins June 9, 2005

snookee 

the act of sneaking some nookie in the kitchen, living room or other open living areas after the kids have gone to bed

If it were not for snookee when our son was 10, we would not have a daughter a decade younger than him.

snookee by Dirty Butterfly August 22, 2010

snooker surprise 

A fumbling guy attempts to mount a woman from behind but alas hits the brown and not the pink,

Dave's a right Magoo, he went to shag Jenny last night but ended up with his dick up her arse. Mind you I think Jenny enjoyed the Snooker Surprise.

snooker surprise by The Course Man November 14, 2013