Snoipe

(snɔɪ-p) - verb - The act of subversively taking someones picture without their knowledge. Often required for photographs of mullets, comb-overs and other self-inflicted human atrocities. Usually requires either a long focal length lens or a... friend to act as a pseudo-subject. - Snoipe, Snoiping, Snoiped

"Check out this mullet I just snoiped!"

Snoipe by Scrubulum August 30, 2009

Sniper's Delight 

Someone with a huge forehead - therefore making them a perfect target for a sniper.

See also: sniper's dream

"Nice shot, Max. That was over 3,000 meters!"
"Thank's bud. No big deal. It was easy, that target's huge melon was a real sniper's delight."

Sniper's Delight by ToddUncommon March 15, 2020

Sniper mask

SEXIEST MF EVER TO GRAZE THIS PLANET BRO GOSH DARN WOOO WE WERE BLESSED. ABSOLUTELY BLESSED.

I love Sniper mask from Highrise Invasion

Sniper mask by Blue, sniper mask’s wife March 16, 2021

Sniper now out on all digital platforms bruv 

The most succinct and effective counterargument to any contentious question.
From rapper/influencer "Castillo"

Wife: Hypothetically, if I disappeared for 5 years and you remarried, then I came back, would you divorce your new wife?
Husband: Sniper now out on all digital platforms bruv

Interviewer: I think you wear your shades to hide your insecurities.
Interviewee: Sniper now out on all digital platforms bruv

Sniper now out on all digital platforms bruv by Fagius Gaylordius November 25, 2021

don't Snopes me, bro! 

An allegedly humorous declaration one might use in response to being questioned as to the accuracy of their information and/or its source. It is a reference to the phrase don't tase me, bro, as well as the snopes website.

Don't believe everything you read on Snopes, bro...especially if it's about the activities of the CIA, the events of 9/11 or any sexually perverted acts performed by the band 311; they really do rape babies while wearing horse masks. However, if you are trying to discover the truth behind some ridiculous urban legend, such as Rod Stewart drinking gallons of semen or Richard Gere taking a panicky trip to the ER after shoving gerbils up his booty hole, snopes can actually be a semi-decent reference tool. Remember: the less important the information you seek, the less likely snopes will lie to you about it.

Person A

Have you heard why people in the ghetto wear their pants hanging halfway down their asscracks? It started in men's prisons, you see, the 'bitches' use this fashion statement to signal that they are available for getting their a-holes harpooned! (contemptuous laughter)

Isn't that FUNNY?

Person B

That's not true,

Person A

don't Snopes me, bro!

Person B

(ignoring the outburst) ....although the sagging pants fashion trend did originate in prison. In US correctional facilities, inmates of both genders are often issued pants which are too big for them. Since belts are not allowed, they spend every standing moment 'hitching' their pants back up by hand or either letting them drop. Sexual orientation has nothing to do with it.

don't Snopes me, bro! by Lârry Dângüs, esq. August 17, 2013

Cock Sniper 

Cock snipers are people who somehow know exactly when you're about to jerk off. It is like Stream sniper but when you are about to masturbate.

Right, when I whipped out my dick a Cock Sniper messaged me and I had to put it away.

Cock Sniper by WildToastyMop June 13, 2020

Cum Snipe

When your jerking of and when you cum, you hit a fly or some other insect/object out of the air

Yo I hit a cum snipe on a fly the other day

Cum Snipe by It's MA'AM January 15, 2019

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006