Snitch Master

one who has made a name for him/herself by running his/her mouth about and to the wrong people.

Best used out of context.

for other variations refer to "Snitchy, Snitch Queen, Snitch Bitch (only to be used when talking about old ladies), Snitchy Jones and Snitchy McSnitcherson."

"yo check out dat gurls turquoise slacks!" - Ryan
"she's walkin like a snitch master!" - Cara
"real talk, dusty" - Ryan

or

"bro, i got this snitch waiting in my crib" - Connor
"real talk?!" - Matt
"nah son, but on the real, can i hit you up for some bertolli and im tryin to jump bones" - Connor

by Matt (dusty) Smith July 19, 2010

snatch master

The master pimp or ruler of pussy.

Bonz got so many bitches, he's a snatch master fo sho.

by bonzaimagee April 25, 2006

snatch master

a person who is pimp and can get pussy on the first date

check out tom he is such a snatch master he said three words and that bitch was on her knees

by Don English January 31, 2005

Master Bait N' Switch

When at an Asian Massage Parlor (AMP), hoping for a Happy Ending (ie: someone else will Master Bait you!) and they switch Masseusses on you. You start off with "Rub Mi Ping" the 23yr old Chinese gymnist, and once she sees you are "up" for it, sez she'll be right back. In comes Dragon Lady, 45+yrs old, to "upsell" you a Hand Job. Unless you want to walk out with a 2x4 in your pants and a set of Blue Balls glowing in the dark, you give in, soiling the sheets and your soul!
(at least for an hour, then you're horny again!!)

Guy1: That AMP has some fine lookin' Masseusses but they pull the Master Bait N' Switch on you!

Guy2: WTF? No way!!

Guy1: Yeah, a tight little Korean had my Timber all that, then they switched in Granny Oakley at the end to finish me off.

Guy2: STFU I'm gonna Blow my lunch!

by Touched Fondly February 5, 2007

Master-bait and switch

When you think you're at least getting a hand-job, or handy, but instead you get nothing and blue balls.

Chad - How was the date last night?
Connor - Terrible, I didn't even get a hand job!
Chad - She even went home with you - did you get the old master-bait and switch?

by Do the Stammy Leg February 9, 2019

SnatchMaster

n., gym machines for leg exercises. Known in the fitness industry formally as "hip abductor" and "hip adductor," the user is seated, either with pads between the knees or knees beween the pads. Legs are spread as wide as possible and then brought together while user encounters weight resistance from the machine. Frequented almost exclusively by women club members who appear to find the exercise rewarding, presumably because of superior lower-body strength.

"Every time I come to the gym, there's Ms. Thunderthighs, flapping away at the SnatchMaster."

by Manalto December 23, 2013

snatchmaster

me on your mom's hairy ass snatch

me: i splooged all over jimmy's mama's hotbox last night

other kid: you are the snatchmaster yo!

by Urban Dictionary January 8, 2009