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Sneaky Santa

When you secretly nut on your girl's pillow right before bed on Christmas eve. She lays down to await Santa's arrival, only to find that he's already arrived, and it's on her chin.
Susan was pissed when she got my Sneaky Santa, but I did it for the 'gram.
by MagentaMickeyMantle December 8, 2020
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