Snap a log

When one is defecating and proceeds to inadvertently sever their waste usually causing a high degree of cleanup to be required, normally involving a large amount of toilet paper.
Person 1: “Don't take too long in the bathroom, man.”
Person 2: “I'll try not to. Wouldn't want to snap a log.”
by trentsteele April 30, 2014
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snap off a log

Taking a dump, in particular a long stiff tubular type that holds its shape well.
by Turd Burger Boy October 06, 2003
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