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Snakemolt 

The act of masturbating and letting the semen dry. When the semen is dry it is then peeled off like a molting snake.
Vlad's cum dribbled out of his penis, but planned to used it as lube for his back to back jerking sessions. However he became distracted by FFXIV and it dried. He then peeled the dried snakemolt off of his cock.
Snakemolt by vladimirdevora May 14, 2011
Words you can keep

Snakeholing 

When a cock ring comes off during intercourse and stays inside the female for an extended period of time until the male fingers her and finally finds it.
I’m glad I didn’t get toxic shock syndrome after last weekends snakeholing incident.
Snakeholing by Mr. Bunluv June 6, 2018

snakehole 

when you poop in the toilet and the poop recedes into the the back of the toilet causing it to disappear from sight.
Whoah! I just took a giant shit and it snakeholed all the way to the back!
snakehole by natedog723 May 11, 2013

snakehole 

place that the one eyed snake likes to visit, vagina, pussy, woman's down there parts
He fucked her snakehole all night long.
snakehole by Mary K May 10, 2005

snakemilker 

If you grab life by the balls, then it's nothing to grip a snake by the neck and milk its fangs for every drop of venom - leaving it meek, harmless and limp. A snakemilker ain't for the average man. More like a bad ass who takes his lady to a cage fight on the first date. The type of man who cleans his own wounds, inks his own tattoos and drinks NOS like it's water in the Mojave. A snakemilker ain't in it for the fame. He ain't in it for the hype. And he damn sure ain't in it for the money. That's bull. He's in it for the scars, the war stories, the respect. So here's to those unsung hereos who don't give two fangs what some poodle groomer thinks. The ones who look back on life with pride, knowing they kicked ass when all was said and done.
"My daddy'll whoop your daddy's ass, cause my daddy's a snakemilker and your daddy's a Beach Scavenger."

"He had the scars of a snakemilker, the ears of a cage fighter and the handshake of a cowboy. That's a man who lived life."
snakemilker by One and done. April 14, 2014

snakehole 

the vagina of a women that lets any penis into it
there goes courtney, off to show a another guy her snakehole.
snakehole by traivis magraivis March 18, 2009

snakeholing 

When you have to pee really badly and you can feel it creeping up your pee hole. Basically prairie dogging, but with pee.
I haven't pissed since this morning... I'm snakeholing here!
snakeholing by Ccccccrambone August 24, 2017
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