Snackblindness occurs after you try to eat the remains of a bag of potato chips or the like, and salt, crumbs or other loose particles, fall from the bag into your eyes causing temporary blindness.
Dude, I was getting down on some Nacho Cheese Doritos the other day and got to the bottom of the bag and there was an epic ball of Dorito dust. I broke the Dorito dust ball into powder, creased the bag down the fold, placed the end in my mouth, and downed it. But not before becoming snackblind!
by Darrell DeMakes January 31, 2018