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Smokeyyy 

1. A human that is known for consistently bragging about his farts.
Example: "Why are you being a smokeyyy? You're farts smell like you never cleaned your anal."

2. A stripper that gets payed in bubble gum.
Example: "I want that smokeyyy to come to my my house, I got lot of Juicy Fruit bubble gum!"

3. A text book that has been pooped on.
Example: "Did you see that smokeyyy Tom? Yeah, I made that smokeyyy!"

4. A group of perverted nerds that touch each other while playing Pac-Man.
Example: "Oh great! A group of more homos! No Jeff, that's a smokeyyy!"

5. A person who rubs a Rhinos horn smoothly but swift.
Example: "I'm a good smokeyyy!"

6. A Pimp that takes his dumps inside a females butt hole.
Example: "I just saw a huge smokeyyy!"

7. When a fart and a shit comes out at the same time.
Example: "Oh my gosh! I think I just ripped my asshole that was the biggest smokeyyy I've ever done!"
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smokeyylou 

If you have this as your user your beautiful and funny 🤌you are love 🤌
Oh your moots with smokeyylou ...luckyyy
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A fucking legend. A nigga who only fucks the Grade A bitches. Smokes the best weed. Get the most money, but spends it on females. And usually showers every 4 days.
“Smokeyy had a ninesome then paid for 4 of the girls to go to college.”
smokeyy by Daidg13 October 8, 2019

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
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🤡🫵🏻

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Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
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Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
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