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Smoketuary 

A smoketuary is formed by running one edge of a sleeping lengthwise underneath the mattress of your lofted bed. This creates an enclosed and relaxing space for you and your computer chair underneath your lofted bed while your take huge bong rips in your dorm room. A small fan directing airflow through the smoketuary and out the window is nice trick to contain and expel the scent.
Kwaz was getting high in his smoketuary last night when I got home. He was hidden so well I didn't know he was there until I heard him taking rips.
Smoketuary by Cory Shark August 8, 2008
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Smoketarian

A race of marijuana smokers that have smoked so much that they became gods compared to amateurs.
Dustin isn’t white, black, mexican or asian he is smoketarian.
Smoketarian by VDustin6 November 18, 2019
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smoketarded 

1. adj. having smoked so much weed that even while not high you act retarded/high.

see also smoketard
Oh man, you're so smoketarded. When was the last time you got high?
smoketarded by brio May 28, 2006

smoketurnal 

The ability to see through a thick smoke cloud.
Guy 1: Look at the smoke in the car!
Guy 2: Im so used to smoking I've developed smoketurnal vision.
Guy 3: Nice!
smoketurnal by cinnamonpillow October 6, 2009

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026