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Smelly bob

A tall man who hasn’t showered in a decade, he reeks of pure piss and shit and festers in his own stench all day long, his long greasy hair could oil a pan if he wringed it hard enough, he wears the same clothes everyday covered in shit and tea stain, his teeth are non existent and the few he has are black from all the asses he’s scranned in his day
Fuck me look over there it’s a smelly bob!
Smelly bob by CDEEZ81 October 12, 2023
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Smelly the Nobbly bobbly unknown substance Gingerella ginger 

Smelly the Nobbly Bobbly Unknown Substance Gingerella Ginger is a part Irish and Scottish Ginger who was once crippled.
Smelly the Nobbly Bobbly Unknown Substance Gingerella Ginger Is a Nicki Minaj and Doja Cat and Lil Nas X and Ariana Grande and Cardi B fan!

Smelly the Nobbly bobbly unknown substance Gingerella ginger 

Smelly the Nobbly Bobbly Unknown Substance Gingerella Ginger is a part Irish and Scottish Ginger who was once crippled.
Smelly the Nobbly Bobbly Unknown Substance Gingerella Ginger Is a Nicki Minaj and Doja Cat and Lil Nas X and Ariana Grande and Cardi B fan!

Shellybobing 

Steven: Hey bro, you wanna go shellybobing?

Jorge: Hell yeah cuh!
Shellybobing by Fiddycentpie November 25, 2017

skellybob 

A mystical creature of infinitesimally small width resulting in negligible volume. The skellybob is the origin on the onomatopoeia ‘CREEK’ this distinct noise can be heard when the skellybob is in motion. Famous for the full green tracksuit!
Damn look at that lengers next to skellybob.
skellybob by biggy smols January 23, 2022
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