a creature most commonly compared to a screaming teenage girl covered underneath massive piles of blue cloth. It is often seen on clear crispcold winter afternoons. They are notorious for going creek hopping and eating inanimate objects-they can't help themselves.
The smearfaceblanketmonster has eaten my socks again.
(v.) When you promise to all of your friends on facebook that you will do something. (n.) an promise made on social media in an effort to hold yourself accountable.
I facebook swear that I willnever watch the news again after the way the media exploited the worst our country has to offer.