Smaztick

Movements when one person/people
do erupted actions and make
odd noises.

I jumped in front of a random person
and waved my hands and did crazy movements
with my legs, while snorting like a donkey.
My friend shouted, "Your being so SMAZTICK"

Smaztick by Tessserrey October 29, 2007

smartickle

smartickle (smar tih kul) NOUN. A particle of smartness, or intelligence.

In the bestiary of subatomic particles, none is faster than the smartickle. This weightless, inertialess positively charged unit of energy is so fast, it only exists in the future. It is always leaving us behind.

They can be found in large quantities near preschools, but the number of smartickles steadily decreases at schools until graduation from college, when the level reaches zero.

smartickle by Maxhole June 23, 2009

Spaztick lingo 

Right so basically I was in my maths class and I was gonna say to me mate "Im gonna shag ya nan" but coz I was angry and forgot what I intended to say and i said "Im gonna give ya nan the spaztick lingo".

spaztick lingo is another word for , shag , sex or intercourse
(Example in a sentence)

"Oh I would give her the spaztick lingo

Spaztick lingo by MCbattchy March 11, 2018

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012