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Smartphone Economy

An economic system structured around the capabilities of the smartphone: constant connectivity, location tracking, app ecosystems, and frictionless payment. The smartphone economy enables gig work (driving, deliveries), social commerce (shopping via feeds), and the monetisation of every idle moment (games, news, ads). It turns the phone into the primary interface for earning, spending, and living—making the device a necessity rather than a luxury.
Example: “Without her smartphone, she couldn’t work (delivery apps), pay (digital wallet), or even find her way (maps). The smartphone economy had made the device an invisible tax on participation.”

Smartphone Market

The marketplace of apps, services, and accessories built around smartphone platforms (iOS, Android). Unlike open markets, the smartphone market is controlled by two companies (Apple, Google) that dictate what apps are allowed, what commissions are taken, and what data is harvested. Developers compete for visibility within stores that act as gatekeepers, while users are locked into ecosystems that discourage switching. It is a market owned by its infrastructure.

Example: “His app was rejected from the store for vague reasons—the smartphone market, where the gatekeepers decide who gets to sell and who gets silenced.”
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Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
Word of the Day on August 2, 2026
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!
Hardo by Thuhkilluh September 4, 2014
Word of the Day on August 1, 2026
a sign of love or flirtatious language between two emo people.
do you want to go listen to peirce the veil later? rawr xD

okeeez rawr xD
rawr xD by okeeeeeeeeez July 4, 2016
Word of the Day on July 31, 2026

cfm boots 

come fuck me boots - style of dress made famous by 1980's Jersey girls who liked Bon Jovi and big hair.

Look at those cfm boots.
cfm boots by diatribe September 27, 2002
Word of the Day on July 30, 2026