Smart Blonde

1. A person who is very intelligent and happens to be blonde
2. A smart women who has died their hair to appear younger
3. A blonde male
4. A blonde person who also wears glasses and has braces
6. All blondes who noticed that #5 was skipped without looking back now

1. Wow, that smart blonde girl just aced her AP calculus exam!
2. That lawyer looks awfully youthful with her new blonde hair.
3. That strapping young fair-haired man is very intellligent
4. That blonde is such a nerd.
6. Wow, this blonde noticed the number skip again!

Smart Blonde by OxymoronMaker October 14, 2011

Smart blonde

A human impossible before the 21st century. Now in hiding and they live in fear of jokes about their brain capacities. Stop hunting them!

The smart blonde lived in a cave and lived off of rats and fungus, as the local brunettes were hunting her down with an arsenal of blonde jokes.

Smart blonde by Cheesy and dangerous. July 19, 2014

smart blonde

see 'oxymoron'.

contrary to common belief, 'smart blondes' don't exist. There are certain 'dumb blondes' that THINK they are smart blondes, but they aren't.

don't confuse smart blonde with smart bitch, which DO exist.

Nerdy white boy: OMG jessica you are SUCH a dumb blonde.

dumb blonde: AM NOT! i'm a SMART blonde.

Nerdy white boy: Saying 'smart blonde' is just like saying 'rap music' you ignorant bitch!

smart blonde by Jamal_jackson July 28, 2006

Smart blonde

A myth and bullshit rumor blondes make up so people will stop thinkong their dump as shit

Did you hear about the smart blonde
Bitch your just dumb as shit there is no such thing

Smart blonde by Fucking aaaaaa June 7, 2016

Smart Blond 

An unpretentious female with blond hair that is not only good looking but can keep up with any intellectual pursuits.

Watch out. That smart blonde can kill you in a game of scrabble.

Smart Blond by ceo1 April 7, 2010

smart blond 

A guy with blond hair who is intelligent. He often does mental feats which other people find astounding.

I am a smart blond: I am taking an AP world hsitory class in 10'th grade with a B average. I am taking latin 3 with an A average. I am taking english with an A average. I am reading Chaucer in middle english for fun. I am an INTP by MBTI typing.

smart blond by INTP April 19, 2009