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Smack dab 

To position ones self, or an object like your rusty old car, in a place that is not only open and clearly visible to all, it is unavoidably in just about everyone's way.
"You can't miss him, he's over there, parked in his POS Volvo, smack dab in the middle of the road!"

or

"Be careful, someone left a banana peal smack dab on the hallway floor just outside that nasty Professor Dippy Shittsforbrains' science lab!"
Smack dab by BettyBoobs_69 September 15, 2006
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Smack Dab 

I had my ding fod right up in the middle of that smack dab.
Smack Dab by Stampit January 27, 2020

smack dab in the middle 

A very obvious object or place directly in the middle of something else

Said in a Minnesotan accent, dontcha know
isolated islands located in the pacific,

a hot girl with a zit smack dab in the middle of her left ass cheek that you see during sexy time

a bro at your party somehow managing to be a pussy and puke smack dab in the middle of the group smokin bowls in your room, the list goes on son, and it's often heard in Minnesota

Smack Dabble 

To masturbate: To pleasure one's self
My girlfriend wasn't in the mood for sex so I went to the bathroom with some lotion to smack dabble my cock.
Smack Dabble by chia612 March 21, 2010

smack dabbin 

a : on target, something central or crucial b : a shot that hits the bull's-eye; broadly : something that precisely attains a desired end; as in "smack dab in the middle"
Daunte was smack dabbin last night with his throws.
smack dabbin by Klimo May 9, 2006

Smak Dab 

Did you get any Smak Dab on your ding fod?
Smak Dab by anonymous March 5, 2021

Smackdabbed 

Man, I totally got smackdabbed during a fight my parents had.
Smackdabbed by Mr. Dirty Thumb July 21, 2014