Slow Kids At Play 

Slow Kids At Play is a webcomic loosely based on the life of Bobby Dean and Dustin Beauchamp in Austin, Texas. The two guys along with their unlikely friend Mortimer, a crazy maniac penguin bent on world domination, and Bobby's girlfriend Amanda, a crazy maniac women bent on Bobby domination, regularly save the day from the strange and fantastic things that threated the world. Every Monday and Friday, Bobby and Dustin can be seen fighting the evil government organization S.C.U.B.I.D.U. (Secret Continental Underground Bureau for the Investigation of the Diabolicaly Unnatural) humiliating public icons, and rapeing pop culture.

Written and Maintained by Bobby Dean
All Art and Graphics by Dustin Beauchamp

Slow Kids At Play is copyrighted by Bobby Dean and Dustin Beauchamp - 2006

Any use of the characters or their likenesses must be done so with the express written concent of Bobby Dean and Dustin Beauchamp.

All logos, characters, and images are trademarks of Bobby Dean and Dustin Beauchamp and may only be used with their permission.

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Slow Kids At Play by Dustin Beauchamp September 7, 2006

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008