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A state of being overwhelmed by life in general. Can be positive or negative.

Neg: charactised by a loss of direction in life, and a lack of passion for anything. laziness, apathy

Pos: Characterised by a general sense of euphoria even in situations that do not call for it. Passion for doing things one would normally not do.

Symptoms include: dizziness, sense of intoxication, confusion, apathy, mood swings, hyper, overly positve or negative for long periods of time
Jason seems slizzid, he just been layin around his house and won't even chill with his friends anymore. Said he don't even care about gettin a job anymore.

-"Man, i am straight slizzid right now! been on the move all day cleaning up and sh*t. man, today is a good day"

-shut up man, you acting slizzard , you must been drinkin that jagerade.
Slizzid by jprest13 July 13, 2010
Urban Dictionary Merch
something a black man called me in jail after i had been arrested for public intoxication
"Damn! you slizzed!?"
slizzed by jamesjoneschicago January 1, 2006
Beyond drunk; the level past being drunk where you barely know your name or what the hell is going on.
"Damn I got slizzed at that party. I woke up the next day and didn't know why I wasn't wearing pants."
slizzed by Ch3lsea November 16, 2007
befo i leave the house im slizzin on the goose
slizzin by MKG July 29, 2008
Boot tut, that bottle of wine got you slizzed!
slizzed by Jenn March 18, 2004

Hot sizzidy sauce

An exclamation used to express extreme excitement or enthusiasm. Use all capitals for added effect.
Uardo: Did you see that the Cubs just fired Jim Hendry?

Aaron: HOT SIZZIDY SAUCE!
Hot sizzidy sauce by Scotty TJ December 7, 2010
The act of being tired and sucking off the crucifix at the same time. You'll get a sponsor by Uncle Toby's making a new biscuit called "Its just a prank bro!" the content of these biscuits are 90% melatonin and 10% mercury giving you that slizzed feeling.
Ali: I got slizzed last night

ur mum : Wow how did the cookies taste?

Ali: yeah, average
Slizzed by TheOneAndOnlyDude111 February 15, 2021
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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