Slexcon

The combination of the future. Consisting of Sex, sleep, and bacon. All better uses of the morning hours. See: Texts from last night on Facebook.

(919): Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.

I would rather the slexcon in the morning than going to class or working.

by HCO Slave. March 27, 2010

sexconds

The amount of sex one has in seconds.

"Man, i had such long sexconds last night."

by jacktheripper2000 June 24, 2008

Sexconds

The seconds that occur during sexual activity, whether it involve one,two,or ten thousand people.

Wow! I can't believe we just spent 2,000 sexconds in that bedroom, high five bro!

by Sassqueengoddess2fab4u September 8, 2014

Sexcon

A msn emoticon that represents or implies sexual meaning or a sexual image to the msn user. (a smiley licking lips in a perverted way)

January: Ew, that boy just sent me a sexcon!

by Kang.aroo November 8, 2009

Sleconds

The act of hooking up with someone, after they have already hooked up with someone else.

A shorter word for Sloppy Seconds

I don't care if I did get his sleconds, she was still hott

by mason224 February 15, 2010