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The combination of the future. Consisting of Sex, sleep, and bacon. All better uses of the morning hours. See: Texts from last night on Facebook.

(919): Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
I would rather the slexcon in the morning than going to class or working.
by HCO Slave. March 26, 2010
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