Slexcon 

The combination of the future. Consisting of Sex, sleep, and bacon. All better uses of the morning hours. See: Texts from last night on Facebook.

(919): Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.

I would rather the slexcon in the morning than going to class or working.

Slexcon by HCO Slave. March 27, 2010

sexconds 

The amount of sex one has in seconds.

"Man, i had such long sexconds last night."

sexconds by jacktheripper2000 June 24, 2008

Sexconds 

The seconds that occur during sexual activity, whether it involve one,two,or ten thousand people.

Wow! I can't believe we just spent 2,000 sexconds in that bedroom, high five bro!

Sexconds by Sassqueengoddess2fab4u September 8, 2014

Sexcon

A msn emoticon that represents or implies sexual meaning or a sexual image to the msn user. (a smiley licking lips in a perverted way)

January: Ew, that boy just sent me a sexcon!

Sexcon by Kang.aroo November 8, 2009

Sleconds

The act of hooking up with someone, after they have already hooked up with someone else.

A shorter word for Sloppy Seconds

I don't care if I did get his sleconds, she was still hott

Sleconds by mason224 February 15, 2010

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020