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The combination of the future. Consisting of Sex, sleep, and bacon. All better uses of the morning hours. See: Texts from last night on Facebook.

(919): Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
I would rather the slexcon in the morning than going to class or working.
Slexcon by HCO Slave. March 27, 2010
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sexconds 

The amount of sex one has in seconds.
"Man, i had such long sexconds last night."
sexconds by jacktheripper2000 June 24, 2008

Sexconds 

The seconds that occur during sexual activity, whether it involve one,two,or ten thousand people.
Wow! I can't believe we just spent 2,000 sexconds in that bedroom, high five bro!
Sexconds by Sassqueengoddess2fab4u September 8, 2014
A msn emoticon that represents or implies sexual meaning or a sexual image to the msn user. (a smiley licking lips in a perverted way)
January: Ew, that boy just sent me a sexcon!
Sexcon by Kang.aroo November 8, 2009
The act of hooking up with someone, after they have already hooked up with someone else.

A shorter word for Sloppy Seconds
I don't care if I did get his sleconds, she was still hott
Sleconds by mason224 February 15, 2010
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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