Slarn

A variant of Slain. Feels either Very Southern, or very Ancient Norseman.

"And His thirst could be neither Slaked, nor Slarn."

by Malachi Tate March 26, 2009

slarn

Something gross that mars or obscures one's view- usually on someone's glasses or on a window. Most often fingerprints, grease or mucus.

"Oh man, that kid has the most slarn on his glasses- I'm surprised he can even see" or "I can't see out my winshield because of all the slarn"

by wilbur williamforce September 19, 2006