Slap the Don

aka slap the donald.
phrase commonly referred to as smoking weed.
slap as in smoke. don or donald as in weed.
a simple yet sly phrase to use in public.
great for people with pot smoking experience

-yo sexy greg, you got any donald
--yo fugly faggot with a hot mom, yeah , you wanna slap the don?
-yeah i wanna slap it silly!

by greg "slap the donald"masina August 17, 2007

Slap The Donkey

When having sex with people/animals that moans like donkeys.

Listen mate, that guy is slapping the donkey.
I miss slapping my donkey while she's shining my apple.
Dude i slapped that donkey over there last night.
I got slapped like a donkey last night.
I love to slap the donkey.

by The One And Only CheeSie December 24, 2008