slackfuck

One who is both a slacker and a fucker. One who does absolutely nothing all day, yet still manages to fuck that up.

Cool Guy: Hey man, did you go get that case of beer for the party while i was at class today?

SlackFuck: Nawwww, i got super fucking high today though....sweet huh? Oh yeah i made you a muffaletta though...

Cool Guy: Dude, you're a total slackfuck, now i'm gonna have to teabag you! I hate olive salad!

by DPdaix October 27, 2006

Slackfucks

Someone who claims to give their all in events/competitions but falls very short on the final day.

A lot of us spent all we had and went in to win. The Slackfucks just sat near the bottom, made excuses and were only in it for a prize and a free ride.

by 2foothead July 28, 2014