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Noun. Skurt McFlowery is a native of Massachusetts. Skurt is a timid soul, his hobbies include just the tip, slippery soap surprise, find the hair down there, and other controversial family games.

Skurt is most famously known for the "Black Out Incident of 2008", were he proceded to tackle and punch his good friend in the middle of the street as a bus narrowly avoided a collision, which would have been his final demise.
Skurt McFlowery Limerick

There once was a man named McFlowery
Who engaged a girl for her dowery
But on thier wedding day
Skurt snuck out to lay
The priest in the church's back gallery
by Angel O'Collins July 12, 2011
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