Skive Diving

The action of tripping or otherwise stumbling while running in an attempt to skive off work or avoid someone who will confront you about said skiving, ending up on the floor.

Yeah, he tripped right over the rug and faceplanted running. That's dedication to skive diving.

by sweetietweet March 12, 2011

Skivediving

Where one takes skiving off work to the highest of heights by phoning in sick and instead jumping out of a plane.

“Where’s John today? Is he skiving as usual?”
“Not as usual, the mad lad went skivediving!”

by itsnotnino June 30, 2023