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Skittlepuffs 

multi-colored puffs of barley, rice, corn and rye. These grains are collected from the magical land of Wakawambi nearby the Wambi waters. These grains are them processed and coated in a sugary goodness of multi-colored candy frost (available in various flavors). Skittlepuffs have an extremely high sugar content therefore are not fit for human consumption. Skittlepuffs are the sole dietary intake of blue, yellow, pink and green unicorns. some violet unicorns can ingest skittlepuffs however they may experience slight bloating and heart burn due to a chemical reaction between ingredient X in the skittlepuffs and the poor violet unicorns genetics. Nevertheless, purple unicorns do not starve and are happy to nibble on grass and banana peels. Scientists are attempting to find a food source which these unicorns can eat without falling ill. It is said it may take up to 3 years before anything can be found. Meanwhile, skittlepuffs are a nutritional food source for most colored unicorns. Skittlepuffs are also known to relieve anxiety and stress in these lovely creatures.

They come in 1kg, 500g, 250g, 100g, and 50g packages at 50cents per 10g. A great way to keep your unicorn and bay.
Billy: "hey uncle sam, do you have anymore of the skittlepuffs? my unicorn looks kind of grumpy."
Uncle Sam: "sure billy, just go into the ladder and grab a couple from the top shelf"
Billy: "thank uncle" *walks into the ladder and picks up skittlepuffs... looks left to right and stuffs a couple in his mouth* = hyper billy

unicorn 1: "i'm feeling kinda stressed unilove! do you have any suggestions?"
unicorn 2: "sure pookie pie... don't push me... push some skittlepuffs"
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skittlewuffinpuffnigger 

An African American with an Afro who just happens to like skittles.
Hey, did you here about Trayvon Martin?

Yeah... poor skittlewuffinpuffnigger

skittlemuffin 

An attempt made by the legendary Blackstar (Mark 2) to create a replacement for the word 'fuck' in a request from a GameArena poster. Mainly implemented for random, last-resort term usage, such as the example.
Target: Dickhead.
Insulter: Slut.
Target: Fuckmunch.
Insulter: Cockflop.
Target: Asshole.
Insulter: SKITTLEMUFFIN!
Target: wtf?
Insulter: *walks off, leaving target feeling awkward*

Skittlemuffin 

The term 'Skittlemuffin' is a 'last resort'-style insult. The 'randomness' of the word makes a complete and utter fool of both yourself, and your target.
'I may be having sex with your sisters, but you.....YOU'RE A SKITTLEMUFFIN!'

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026