Skirk for short. A small creature that closely resembles the little creature from LOTR. His mating call can be heard from miles around, so one must be vigilant as the tiny Skirkanich is a very procreative creature who will nail anything that moves...

for reference...the mating call sounds like:

SCHMEEEEEER
Mike is pretty figity today...he's being a total Skirkanich...
by Hilfmir89 February 10, 2010
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