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Skinsecure 

Feeling insecure about ones skin. Skinsecurity is commonly found in acne sufferers and people any other color than vanilla white.
Girl 1: hey, are we still on for tonight?

Girl 2: i got this gigantic pimple on my nose yesterday, and i'm really skinsecure right now, raincheck?

Guy: yo, waddup my nigga!

Black guy: please don't call me that, it makes me feel skinsecure
Skinsecure by spicyapplepie July 23, 2014

sinecure 

The epitome of a very easy job with a decent salary. See Vanna White.
Jessie: "Dude, did you hear about Larry's new job? He gets paid to supervise a robot that does all the work. What a sinecure. Oh and Mindy? She just got hired to work as a paralegal at Horithups & Wellesley, where all she has to do is run spell-checks on the lawyer's documents."

Adam: "WTF? Where do you sign up for these gigs? It seems all the jobs I get are McJobs where I work my ass off for minimum wage. Geez... what has this world come to?"
sinecure by Adel7 September 15, 2007
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sinecure 

1. an office/position that pays a salary for doing shit
Senior executives at my company get promoted to sinecure.
sinecure by __ January 18, 2005

sinecure 

SINECURE: Holding a position of power gotten through influence and connections, or access to those who hold such positions of power and influence.
Examples for whom sinecure is everything:

* Government officials who transit between their government positions, usually appointed, and lobbying jobs, and then back to government as cabinet members. JOE BIDEN'S CABINET.

* Government officials holding jobs in the Bureaucratic State, aka, DEEP STATE, aka, The SWAMP, whose interest it is to keep their jobs across administrations and, illegal and unconstitutional acts of no consequence, prevent higher officials who want to END BUSINESS AS USUAL, from achieving their goals. For example, promoting a Russia Collusion Hoax, Ukraine Collusion Hoax, or Impeachment Hoax.

* LEGACY MEDIA, whose connections and incestuous relationship with those holdingg sinecure is obligated to promote the power of the DEEP STATE, even to the extent that they would commit sedition and treason by serially lying about the activities, character, and intent of the sinecure holder's potential opponents.
Robert Mueller, a former FBI Director, in an attempt to regain his sinecure, joined the Witch Hunt prosecution team because the day before his application to head the FBI was rejected by the President.
sinecure by Novatweeter January 5, 2021

Sinecure 

An office or position that requires little or no work but provides the holder an income, or other benefit, or high prestige/influence.
Former Goldman Sachs executive and B-movie producer Stephen Bannon‘s sharp elbows during his time in Washington have virtually ruined Bannon’s chances of landing a sinecure think tank position
Sinecure by Toxmarz August 25, 2017

sinsecure 

When you're doing something you shouldn't be doing and you get scared and start acting anxious.
I was jacking off last night and I thought I heard my mom coming so I got sinsecure and turned off my computer.
sinsecure by fkatwigs January 19, 2016
it’s a opposite of skincare. Basically when something is really bad for your skin
friend 1: Alcohol is skinscare
friend 2: So is smoking cigs
Skinscare by marialeone June 15, 2023
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