Skexchy 

Noun: When old girlfriends decide they would like to play a mind game with you, and eat away at your heart, and destroy your self esteem in the process.

Joe: Dude, I met this amazingly hot girl at the mall today. She is really my type! And her name is Yolanda.

Ron: Awesome!

Pause....
Ron: Wait wait wait........ What's her last name??

*Typing sound of Joe quickly sending a text message.... Within seconds Yolanda responds*

Joe: Her name is Squatpump! Yolanda Squatpump..!!

Ron: Dude! Are you retarded! That's Scooter's Ex girlfriend! She is the the damn definition of skexchy!

Joe: Oh man, fuck that!! Thanks for the heads up bro.

Skexchy by Cumdik September 2, 2014

sketchy greg 

Greg, also known as "Sketchy Greg", "Sketch", "Sketchy McGreggor", and "Sketch pad".

I just bought some white smilies off of Sketchy Greg and I'm flyin' high tonight boys.

Yeah, Sketchy Greg fucked off today and didn't bring my $700 over.

sketchy greg by emdashed April 2, 2004

sketchy 

Someone who acts suspicious, unpredictable and odd in normal situations. Someone who lacks common sense and is overly secretive. Usually someone who has used a high volume of Valium.

1. Wow, that guy is so sketchy.
2. "Didn't he tell you where he was going?" "No, he just disappeared" "Well, that's just sketchy."

sketchy by djCandy13 May 27, 2013

sketchy-weenus 

1. a sketchy body part, that attracts sketchy people, and extremely stupid people. sometimes it doesn't because it decids not to.
2. Someone can have lots of sketchya-weenusness, if they are stupid and funny and sketchy. Usually very hot.

1. Dang that guy has a sketchy-weenus. it is the most skechy i've seen yet!
2. that guy is chock full of sketchy-weenusness. HE is hot!

sketchy-weenus by Litchildoftdacornthateatschees April 19, 2017

sketchy randos

A term reserved for when defining a covey of questionable individuals at a social gathering as "randos" just doesn't effectively convey how likely said individuals are to jack your ipod, punch the host in the mouth unprovoked, commandeer the the stereo system and insist on playing their rando tunes that appeal to no one, etc. A more threatening and implacable strain of rando.

Sketchy Randos are characteristically twitchy, loitering, dull-eyed, probably backpack-wearing, and by definition, know absolutely no one at the social gathering they are attending.

(sarcastically) Michaela is throwing a party to be sure to invite all the sketchy randos you can think of.

sketchy randos by staggosarus October 16, 2010

skeechy 

Female vag. You know pussy.

Come on brohan, lets go jock some skeechy.

skeechy by biffula July 31, 2007

Sketchy 

1) someone or something that just isnt right.
2) the feeling you get the morning after usuing a lot of drugs, most commonly associated with extacy.
3) something unsafe
4) someone or something that gives off a bad feeling

i dunno, his story sounds kind of sketchy

i cant come in to work today, im sketchy

Sketchy by tardo October 5, 2003