Skadger 

Badgers have notoriously bad eyesight and during a particularly misty night a Skunk was mistaken for one of its own and they mated. The Skunk became pregnant and the result was its bastard offspring, the Skadger. Half badger, half skunk.

Skadger Offences
Wilfully killing, injures or takes, or attempts to kill, injure or take, a skadger.
Cruelly ill-treating a skadger, digging for skadger, using skadger tongs, using a firearm other than the type specified under the exceptions within the Act.
Interfering with a skadger sett by damaging, destroying, obstructing, causing dog a dog to enter a sett, disturbing an occupied sett - either by intent or by negligence.
Selling or offering for sale a live skadger, having possession or control of a live skadger.
Marking a skadger or attaching any ring, tag, or other marking device to a skadger

Skadger by British Bobsleigh Team July 21, 2004

Skanger 

Irish adolescent sub-species.

Males usually sport a bumfluff moustache, an emperor Nero hairstyle and are always called either Anto or Deco making communication difficult in a crowd of male skangers. Their natural habitat is any corner at the side of any road in any town although they can also be found hanging around outside off licences in great numbers.

Females generally have strawberry blonde curly shoulder-length hair dripping of grease; a complexion akin to that of the surface of the moon and are mostly called Lizbehhh (Elizabeth). Accessories include compulsory buggy for their compulsory child.

Skangers usually have a strict dress code of Nike, Reebok or Adidas shellsuits and trainers and a Burberry cap titled at a particular angle. This is true of both male and female skangers. Additional uniform items include a 'smoke' (cigarette) probably scabbed from some poor sod they've just accosted; bling of various types but mostly a gold neck chain (male) and Elizabeth Duke Pat Butcher-style earrings (female)

Other recognisable traits include a loud over-exaggerated accent, practiced at great length to increase their 'hardness' within the pack; and a tendency to say 'knawmean' every 2.8 seconds around other words such as 'staaary', 'bud' and 'ye fuggin wankohhh'; aggressive body posture mimicking primate behaviour especially when spoken to by any member of the public about anything.

Older skangers can be recognised by their mugshots/picture in the court reporting section of any newspaper and also by their ridiculously souped-up cars...see also 'boy racers'.

"Heyohhh meestohhh...gis a fuggin smohke"
(Excuse me sir, may I please trouble you for a cigarette?)

Typical example of a skanger initiating a conversation/fight

Skanger by morradichi February 18, 2008

skanger 

An Irish version of a chav.

That Mikey fella is a right skanger.

skanger by Mc FaItHlEsS February 2, 2012

skauger 

when you be hella gay and the noise when you slap somenone. "SKAUGER!!!"

"SKAUGER!"

skauger by hellagans November 26, 2018

skanger-banger 

Small, crappy car driven by a skanger. Often sporting garish paintjobs, oversized wheels, and loud exhaust systems. Ironically, most skanger-bangers are terrible, shitty cars to begin with (often gifted to the skanger by his mother or grandmother), and the modifications can end up being more valueable than the car itself.
Popular vehicles for skanger-banger-isation include Nissan Micras, Vauxhall Novas & Honda Civics.

"Fintan, call the Gardai, I saw a skanger-banger outside."

skanger-banger by Steve Sandwich June 24, 2007

skanger 

The Skanger: these creatures numbers are growing at quite an alarming rate due to their frenetic breeding, they are most likely recognised by shabby reebok and or addidas gear or if their really moving up in the criminal world,nike. They can also be recognised by their unusual birdlike walk which usually involves them moving their head back and forth much akin to a pigeon on speed.
Can be heard to say if in their immediate "pack" or "herd" of freinds "waaaaats tha storeeeeeeeee" or if a passer by- "Give us your mobile or I'll fuckin knife ya ya fuckin mupa!"
mating call:"Here Get out yar dick will yas!!!"

"Oh Darling look at that awful character he is defecating on that BMW ! "

skanger by Robert July 23, 2003

skanger 

Track-suited baseball-cap wearing intellectually challenged knacker (usually from Dublin) who thinks he's a hard man. Usually hang around in groups of 4 or more on street corners at 2am.

tom-thebox from #boards.ie

skanger by Weirdo November 28, 2003