Sioda is the best friend ever. He is always there for yo-Who am I kidding? Sioda is the worst little bitch EVER. He complains about EVERYTHING and he thinks he is always right. He's really stupid too. He can't read at ALL. Like, He's dumb. He has a girlfriend and he can't even treat her right. He never tells her anything and leaves her without saying goodbye. Like seriously. If I were her, I would dump him like a hot potato. Oh my god I saw Sioda kicking an old lady in a wheelchair one day. A bus crashed into her and she freaking died and squashed and the road was all dusty. ANYWAYS, Sioda is stupid. Don't make friends with him
Grandma: Hello. Will me across the street?
Sioda:Bitch, help yourself. Jesus Christ, You're such a dusty bitch. *Kicks her down the street*
And then, she got hit by a bus. HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH. Sioda was laughing all the way to the hospital.
Sioda:Bitch, help yourself. Jesus Christ, You're such a dusty bitch. *Kicks her down the street*
And then, she got hit by a bus. HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH. Sioda was laughing all the way to the hospital.
by 123456789765432134567 August 05, 2011
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
Síoda is the nicest person alive. She always gets along with people and she's the most friendly person you will ever meet. She will always put up a fight. So do not get on her bad side. She is really beautiful and kind. All men are attracted to her. She is very short tempered. She loves cuddles. She will absolutely love you if you get her sault and vinegar crisps. she is crazy and weird in a good way. She is good in every way. She is bubble person.
boy: look it's a síoda.
boy 2: how hottt.
granny: oh síoda will you help me with the bag's .
síoda: yess love yor gran
boy 2: how hottt.
granny: oh síoda will you help me with the bag's .
síoda: yess love yor gran
by síoda November 07, 2020
Síoda is the nicest person alive. She always gets along with people and she's the most friendly person you will ever meet. She will always put up a fight. So do not get on her bad side. She is really beautiful and kind. All men are attracted to her. She is very short tempered. She loves cuddles. She will absolutely love you if you get her sault and vinegar crisps. she is crazy and weird in a good way. She is good in every way. She is bubble person.
boy: look it's a síoda.
boy 2: how hottt.
granny: oh síoda will you help me with the bag's .
síoda: yess love yor gran
boy 2: how hottt.
granny: oh síoda will you help me with the bag's .
síoda: yess love yor gran
by síoda November 07, 2020
Síoda is the nicest person alive. She always gets along with people and she's the most friendly person you will ever meet. She will always put up a fight. So do not get on her bad side. She is really beautiful and kind. All men are attracted to her. She is very short tempered. She loves cuddles. She will absolutely love you if you get her sault and vinegar crisps. she is crazy and weird in a good way. She is good in every way. She is bubble person.
boy: look it's a síoda.
boy 2: how hottt.
granny: oh síoda will you help me with the bag's .
síoda: yess love yor gran
boy 2: how hottt.
granny: oh síoda will you help me with the bag's .
síoda: yess love yor gran
by síoda November 07, 2020
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