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The worst "punk" band ever!!!! These assholes sing about how much life suck when they are fucking millionares. What a bunch of jackasses. To those of you who think they don't care what we think get a fucking clue. If they didn't care they'd still be a bunch of guys playing out of their garage not trying to be popular but doing it because its what they love. They whine about nothing. They need to take a trip to Ethiopia where 9 year old girls are raped, get pregnant, have children, and starve to death. These guys need to do the world a favor and fucking kill themselves
ethiopian girl: PLAESE NO DONT RAPE ME

ethiopian guy: Fuck you I do what I want

Simple Plan: I hate you dad! Why won't you let me go for a ride in our 500,000 dollar car?
(Runs away crying like a bitch)
by GrimReaper13 December 02, 2005
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Fake punks that appear on MTV as much as Good Charlotte does. They'll never be the Ramones OR real punkers, so they might as well give up now.
Simple Plan = Sucks.
by SuperSonicX November 15, 2004
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Quite possibly the BIGGEST poseurs in Hollywood. They whine about how their life sucks and they hate everyone. Then, 13 year old tennyboppers listen to their music and decide they can't take the 'stress' anymore and commit suicide.
Teenybopper: *listens to Simple Plan*
Oh my gaaaaawd. I hate my liiiiiiiiife. I can relate to these guys sooooo much because nobody listens to me and everyone hates meeeeeeeee.
*slits wrists*
Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwww....
by Dookie March 08, 2005
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A band full of whiney-ass bitches who constanly complain about how horrible their lifes are and how much their dad didn't love them or something.

Emos love this band.
And that is why I hate them.
Emo: I went to see Simple Plan last night. It made me feel so good that I cut myself.

Me: *Stabstabstab*
by S4v4nn4h January 12, 2006
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ok, this is the kind of shit that should be banned from being called rock. this is one of the biggest poser bands, which really pisses me off. i think that this band should die in fucking hell
cool kid: why are you listening to simple plan?
faggot poser: because they are so sweet
cool kid: wow your a fucking queer.
by acdcrules December 30, 2005
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Possibly the suckiest band known to man. All they do is whine and complain about their lives, they should really shut the fuck up until they find out what a hard life really is.
Simple Plan: fuckcuntpissshit my life sucks ass!!!
Me: SHUT THE FUCK UP!
by OMGWTFBBQ092 September 19, 2005
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in my world, they are the most whining bastards i have ever heard of them. they couldn't sing to save their lives. and what's really sad is that their fans are obsessed over the band members and how hot they are, instead of their actually music. get over yourselves! they have theirt own lives and you have your own!
meanwhile...
their songs are soooo whiny and Pierre (who many girls fantasize living their lives with- and are mainly preteens) can't make any songs if he tried his hardest neither can Chuck or anyone else in the band. they just might as well hire a songwriter
-Man, did you hear that one, new Simple Plan song? About how life was unfair?
-Sorry, I didn't catch that. I was too busy waxing my own butt and my dog's
by Taelor June 02, 2006
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