Simone Simons

Is a Professional German Mezzo-Soprano singer known for being the Frontwoman of the Symphonic Metal band "Epica" since she was 16 years old.

With her red hair, white porcelain skin and beautiful blue eyes.. she has stolen the hearts from her loyal fans and winned attention all over the world thanks to her talent and beautiful voice.

*Simone Simons can be heard too in the video "The Haunting (Somewhere in time)" of the american metal band Kamelot.

* Simone Simons can be found at her myspace web: www.myspace.com/simone_simons or in the band's web www.myspace.com/epica

Simone Simons by AnnChristabel February 27, 2008

Simone Simons

Dutch Mezzo-soprano singer who is the lead vocalist of symphonic metal band Epica. She gained a recent explosion in popularity due to the blogger known as Element continuously posting videos of himself fapping to her music videos. This was particularly odd to many members of the internet community due to Simons' reputation of being extremely unattractive. It has also been rumoured that she may in fact have a penis, but these allegations have not been confirmed.

Guy 1: What was Joe doing last night?

Guy 2: Not sure, probably fapping to Simone Simons again.

Simone Simons by Omni64 February 22, 2010

Nina Simone 

A goddess of the Jazz age, and major civil rights activist during the 1960s.

Born Eunice Kathleen Waymon on February 21, 1933, she was the 6th child of a preacher and dreamt of becoming a concert pianist, but was denied a scholarship(rumored perhaps because she was black). She began playing in clubs in Philadelphia, was eventually picked up by Bethlehem Recordings, and her version of "I Loves You Porgy" was a smash hit in 1958.

She stuck with Jazz, Blues, R&B, and Pop for much of her career, but also branched into classical, folk, and gospel. Between 1958 and 1974 she recorded over 40 albums.

She retired to souther France in 1993, and after a long struggle with breast cancer, died in her sleep on April 21, 2003. Her funeral was attended by hundreds, most notably Elton John.

Most popular songs include "Feeling Good", "I Loves You Porgy", "I Put a Spell on You", and "Don't Let Me Be Misunderstood".

When I heard Nina Simone's "Feeling Good" for the first time, I realize Michael Buble was absolute garbage.

Nina Simone by Clarko95 July 7, 2012

Clay Simons 

Someone who is just there in a group, being only a part of the background as if they were added in later as a filler. They do not do anything aside from following the group and are often treated as they do not exist or was meant to exist. In non-important instances, they become a normal person in the group.

The term originates from the character Clay Simons who is a member of The Lost MC biker gang. He appears as a main character in the 2009 episodic expansion, The Lost and Damned for the 2008 video game Grand Theft Auto 4 and as a minor character in the 2013 video game Grand Theft Auto V.

During the cutscenes of The Lost and Damned, he was obviously added in after they were finished as he rarely has dialogue nor facial animations when he appears and even clips through people or warps through the scene. He furthermore does not interact with anyone and does not contribute anything to the scene or even the overall plot itself. During gameplay he is for the most part a normal person.

Terrence: "Jason is such as introvert"
Angus: "Yeah, He's the Clay Simons of our club"
(Jason blanky acts as if he's having fun as he stands behind a line of people who are laughing)

Clay Simons by Golden Saddle June 13, 2023

Tom Simons

tommyinnits vlog channel
tom goes around Britain doing all sorts of activities with other content creators including, MCYT Jack Manifold, musician and MCYT Wilbur Soot, MCYT Georgenotfound, and MCYT Tubbo.

"Did you see the new Tom Simons vlog where will, tubbo, tommy, and phil play paintball? it was so funny!"
"If that was the one where will broke his rib then yep! it was awesome!"

Tom Simons by Forget_Me_Now_ July 11, 2021

Simone 

Simone is a girl who is fun to be around and talk to and has a good sense of humour and loves to make jokes, she is very social with a beatiful body but doesnt worry about what she eats, She can be quiet sometimes but it doesnt mean she isnt up for making jokes or having fun, She is practicly the best person in the world.

Guy1: Wow, look at her i bet her name's Simone
Guy2: Yea i bet ur right

Simone by Orzo October 19, 2008

Simone 

The most beautiful and sensual of all the women. She is extremely intelligent and has a great sense of humor, any guy would be lucky to have her.
This girl will always make you laugh and worry about others before herself and will not be satisfied until others are feeling good about them-selves even though it may put strain on her own self worth.
Extremely sexual, knows what she wants in bed (or airplane bathroom) and will not be afraid to tell her partner/s.
One worth loving and taking care of.

Nick: So the mile high club aye?
Simone: Yeah, I have decided I want you to fuck me in the cubicle. *points and bites her lip*
Nick: Im so fucking there!

*Both get up and join the most exclusive club on the planet.*

Simone by SpanishNick1991 September 1, 2011