Guitarist in the swediwsh neo-classical metal band, Harmony, aswell as new prog. metal band Darkwater. One of Swedens best young guitarists- 27.
Not as good as some of the best guitarists of all time, but amazing for 27. Some of Sweden's undiscovered talents.
"Here listen to this, its one of Markus's Solo's"
"Wow, how can one person alone play that?"
"What can i say, hes amazing."
Tell a girl it's your fantasy to lay pipe from behind with her tits pressed up against a window. During the magic act, grab a handful of hair and force her nose into the glass, keeping her head straight and her face gazing stupidly out the window. Tell her you're gonna finish off balls deep in her ass and pull out giving her a brisk slap on the ass. Now instead of you putting your dick in her ass, have your buddy who was on stand by, jerking off in a dark corner of the room, violate her rubber cheerio and take your place. Then walk outside in front of the window and wave to her. How could one not be impressed by this magic trick?
While doing a girl doggy stile infront of a large window or sliding glass door, switch postitions with one of your buddys but dont let her notice(blindfold maybe) and just as your buddy is finishing up and cums in her jump out in front of the window (remove blindfold) she will have the surprise of her life. its like magic!
oh man was she surprised when me and my fiend pulled the Siegfreid and Roy on her! she was so pissed!
Sigfredo is probably a gay ass mf who is loved by everyone.He is a special person and loves everyone who is around him.Everyone loves sig and people like him to give advice to people,but he still a gay ass mf
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.