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Sidné is an AMAZING friend! She may come off as "rude" or "scary", but trust deep down she is full of love and kindness. She's extremely beautiful, especially with her glasses on ;) Sidné has too many man's after her, she doesn't know what to do. Sidné has a soft spot for little children. She may seem a little depro at times, buy Erin's can fix that most of the time. At the end of the day if she doesn't like you, she will be straight up with you but if she does like you, she will literally do anything for you. Sidné also has a great booty ;)
Josh: Where's Sidné?

Bradley: Why?
Cohen: He's jux

Josh: Have you seen her ass?
Sidné by Tense. March 23, 2019
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2 sided debate 

Two opposing views, where both parties debate and present their arguments.
Topic: 'Smart phones make us stupid, agree or disagree?'

Girl: Smart phones make us stupid, because we always cheat using the phone.

Boy: There is no proof that smart phones make us stupid though.
Girl: You are using the smart phone and you have already failed the exams. Duh! You have lost the 2 sided debate!
2 sided debate by Lisa Pang January 30, 2021
The pleasuring of a man's penis using your butthole, aka sitting on a penis.
dude 1: Hey did you see that guys crank?
dude 2: Yeah, I totally wanted to jump off my Busa and sideboss him
sideboss by gootboxybox July 7, 2014

SideArmsing 

The act of masturbating until climax and then allowing the fluid to dry on its own because tissues get stuck on your penis.
Person 1: When you ejaculate, do you wipe it off?
Person 2: Of course dude.
Person 1: Have you ever tried SideArmsing?
SideArmsing by ShadowBeatzOff May 19, 2014

Side Bitch Stalker 

A Side Bitch Stalker is a delusional female, often named Edina, that was unable to wreck a relationship & steal a man. A bitch that came in 2nd place to the woman he wants to spend his life with.

Once the desperate side bitch discovers how irrelevant she is/was & realizes she's been blocked on all his social media accounts, Her (& her mother) then stalk his partner's social media trying to reignite old drama.
Side Bitch Stalker stalking still.... Fuck you must me miserable with your lonely life?....

You were irrelevant then, still irrelevant now.

Girl bye!! & tell your Mum I said Hi 😂

San Diego Sidecar 

When you strap a peice of household materials to your penis to make it extra gurthy.
My penis soon became a San Diego Sidecar when I ducktaped a highlighter to it.
San Diego Sidecar by jdaddybru December 10, 2017

sadness inside 

The depth of longing and eventual despair that is part of realizing that you are forever alone and most likely going to die unhappy.
He watched the happier and better looking couple laugh as they walked by. His sadness inside was in plain sight...
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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