Shwigter

Any action, preformed when not wanting to do that action.Sort of like the nose game, but every one has to do something different than everyone else.

He called shwigter when he didnt want to get up off the chair and turn the T.V. on.

by Crabby, the crab shack mascott September 26, 2005

shwigger

Any white female that has extreme black tendencies. A "she" wigger.

shwigger: "daahmn mother fucka fine as hell."

by Frannah Smith October 20, 2008

shwitter

Tweeting / twatting / twitterpating while on the toilet.

Dude, you've been tweeting a lot lately.
…yeah, I've had diarrhea so I've been shwittering.

by misterich September 8, 2013

Dirty shwinters

Taking a shit at someone’s gaff and wiping your arse with broken glass

Sean: was with the auld lady there she pulled a dirty shwinters

by DickLips11 November 18, 2020

shwittering

to take a shit while doing the twitter thang

while shwittering the other day i realized that i can am creating a timeline of my daily bowel movements so that weeks from now i can read what i wrote and say "gosh, i remember typing that in the burger king bathroom"

by toenail78 May 5, 2008

shwifter

- an idiot or loser.
- someone who makes hasty or stupid decisions.

"I got way to drunk last night and passed out"
"Haha you're such a shwifter!"

"You're an idiot"
"Well, you're a shwifter"

by shwifter November 24, 2011

Shwigger Douglas

An alien-like creature, founded by H.A.M. He was found under a rock after ham blarged it up one night. He was let back into space, and every time theres a shooting star, its just Shwigger Douglas shooting a load across the sky.

the shwigger douglas has come back to us !
Holy Shwigger Douglas !!! Thats not an Indian, is it ?!

by blargboyz February 5, 2010