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shwigger 

Any white female that has extreme black tendencies. A "she" wigger.
shwigger: "daahmn mother fucka fine as hell."
shwigger by Frannah Smith October 20, 2008

shwitter 

Tweeting / twatting / twitterpating while on the toilet.
Dude, you've been tweeting a lot lately.
…yeah, I've had diarrhea so I've been shwittering.
shwitter by misterich September 8, 2013

Dirty shwinters 

Taking a shit at someone’s gaff and wiping your arse with broken glass
Sean: was with the auld lady there she pulled a dirty shwinters
Dirty shwinters by DickLips11 November 18, 2020

shwittering 

while shwittering the other day i realized that i can am creating a timeline of my daily bowel movements so that weeks from now i can read what i wrote and say "gosh, i remember typing that in the burger king bathroom"
shwittering by toenail78 May 5, 2008

shwifter 

- an idiot or loser.
- someone who makes hasty or stupid decisions.
"I got way to drunk last night and passed out"
"Haha you're such a shwifter!"

"You're an idiot"
"Well, you're a shwifter"
shwifter by shwifter November 24, 2011

Shwigger Douglas

An alien-like creature, founded by H.A.M. He was found under a rock after ham blarged it up one night. He was let back into space, and every time theres a shooting star, its just Shwigger Douglas shooting a load across the sky.
the shwigger douglas has come back to us !
Holy Shwigger Douglas !!! Thats not an Indian, is it ?!
Shwigger Douglas by blargboyz February 5, 2010