Shweif

the sound thats made when your throat farts

Person 1: Did you hear that?
Person 2: Hear what?
Person 1: Excuse me, my throat just shweifed.
Person 2: No prob, happens to me all the time.

by Bigbooty_1 December 2, 2009

Shwiffle

A name that sounds like "Swiffle" but isn't.

UnGenio: Hey how are you swiffle
Shwiffle: Die

by sjeowkve haiavaiwlwvhajafajah February 28, 2020

shwifty

The act of taking off ones pants/panties and taking a shit on the floor without giving a fuck. Generally done by Mr. Buldops.

Oooooh yeahhhh! Ya gotta get shwifty in here! Uh oh! Take off your pants and your panties! Take a shit on the floor! -Mr. Buldops

by NoxNurd October 14, 2015

Shweef

The male equivalent of a queef, a dick fart. It's also a medical condition and you should get that checked out.

"If you shweef, there might be something wrong with you."
"Dude my dick just farted, I've never shweefed before."

by pooponsoup69 April 10, 2021

Shwifty

The feeling of sexual arousal while intoxicated, usually from hard drug use. Getting horny while on drugs. Popularized on the TV show, Rick And Morty.

"Wow, this molly is getting me all shwifty."

by Phrangk August 8, 2016

Shweff

Shweff or Schweff, refers to a person who ditches friends of their gender to hang out with members of the opposite sex

Guy 1: Hey have you seen Ollie?
Guy 2: yeh he's being a fucking Shweff over there with Jodie and Anna-Leigh

by loyalty.card.jigolo November 8, 2014

shweff

someone who is disgustingly slimey in female company

damn he's sweffing so bad tonight

by Big Jonny Love Skuse March 11, 2004