Shweif

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the sound thats made when your throat farts

Person 1: Did you hear that?
Person 2: Hear what?
Person 1: Excuse me, my throat just shweifed.
Person 2: No prob, happens to me all the time.

Shweif by Bigbooty_1 December 2, 2009

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Shwiffle

A name that sounds like "Swiffle" but isn't.

UnGenio: Hey how are you swiffle
Shwiffle: Die

Shwiffle by sjeowkve haiavaiwlwvhajafajah February 28, 2020

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shwifty

The act of taking off ones pants/panties and taking a shit on the floor without giving a fuck. Generally done by Mr. Buldops.

Oooooh yeahhhh! Ya gotta get shwifty in here! Uh oh! Take off your pants and your panties! Take a shit on the floor! -Mr. Buldops

shwifty by NoxNurd October 14, 2015

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Shweef

The male equivalent of a queef, a dick fart. It's also a medical condition and you should get that checked out.

"If you shweef, there might be something wrong with you."
"Dude my dick just farted, I've never shweefed before."

Shweef by pooponsoup69 April 10, 2021

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Shwifty

The feeling of sexual arousal while intoxicated, usually from hard drug use. Getting horny while on drugs. Popularized on the TV show, Rick And Morty.

"Wow, this molly is getting me all shwifty."

Shwifty by Phrangk August 8, 2016

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Shweff

Shweff or Schweff, refers to a person who ditches friends of their gender to hang out with members of the opposite sex

Guy 1: Hey have you seen Ollie?
Guy 2: yeh he's being a fucking Shweff over there with Jodie and Anna-Leigh

Shweff by loyalty.card.jigolo November 8, 2014

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shweff

someone who is disgustingly slimey in female company

damn he's sweffing so bad tonight

shweff by Big Jonny Love Skuse March 11, 2004

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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