Shutter-face

Well, basically, this is a verb. Sometimes it can be used as an insult, though it doesn't make any sense, it's just fun to say.. especially when no one knows what it means. Shutter-face pretty much means when a guy puts his penis in a girl's mouth, and she sucks. Or, as my friend likes to say it's 'masturbating with the mouth'.

This word combination originated not long ago when I was talking about a girl at the gas station to a friend, wanting her to 'shut her face'. My friend thought I had said 'shutter-face', which.. wasn't a word, so she made up a long story for me.. pretending it was a real word. The End.

Dude: "I got shutter-faced last night.."
Dude 2: "Yeah right!"
Dude: "I'm dead serious.."

Chick: "God that guy is such a shutter-face.."
Chick 2: "That doesn't really make any sense.."

Chick: "Shut your face!"
Dude: "What? You're gonna shutter-face me?"

by DanceToTheCadence December 24, 2008

face shitter

One who frequently or just repeadtedly shits their face. They are failing in an effort to express a logical thought in words understandable by humans.

Guy #1 - Misspeaks
Guy #1 - Ahh let me start over
Guy #1 - Incoherent garble

Guy #2 - You're quite the face shitter tonight aren't you?

by Matt P - the non english one May 17, 2007

Shatter My Face Bones

being so enamored by a celebrity or idol, that you would let them cause you physical harm just to be in their presence

Tom Brady, I’ll do anything I’ll give up straws just tell me what you want me to do to have a football shatter my face bones into a million pieces

by cyberhighlands May 20, 2019

Sucked face Shitter

The sucked in facial expression when a homeless scumbum desperately needs to shit and there not afraid to shit anywhere in public

Hey Patti,get on the next ferry cause it looks like a sucked face shitter splattered the deck with a vengeance.

by DOT Employee April 3, 2021

shatter-faced

when one has reached "black-out mode" by consuming so much alcohol or other mind altering substances and nonsense rambling and chunks of vomit are the only thing you can spew out of your mouth.

dog, pat is fucking shatter-faced yo.

by mc rb March 23, 2007

sutterface

a term used to describe an idiot or someone unaware of what is going on; one who often lacks commen sense in regard to slang terms and/or sexual knowledge

could also be used to describe someone who acts much younger than they really are

dont be such a sutterface

you get on my nerves sutterface

figure it out sutterface

by luke December 22, 2003

sutterface

Syn: syphocant, minion, lackey, bitch

a slang term meaning someone who follows in efforts to gain maturity

Note: derived from the ancient German word "Suter"

How can you not know what that means, Sutterface?

Clean it up Sutterface.

RUN, Sutteface is coming!

by Dr. Shnicklefritz December 23, 2003