Shtekel

noun
in Hebrew

in Hebrew a "Shekel" is the money coine (like a dollar)and the word "shtei" is 2 of something ( shtei bananot= 2 bananas) so Shtekel means 2 Shekels - you can also say two shekels (shnei shkalim) but shtekel is shorter

mozes:dude, can you give me a shtekel?
mozes 2: of course, man.

by Yael the Israeli October 17, 2005

shekel thief

a person who steals things that can either be objects or ideas. they also usually look like a boxtroll and worship dalton king of the shekel thieves

omfg bro daltons a really shekel thief he stole all my napkins

by dont touch me turkey September 29, 2014

Poop Shekel

A universal African currency involving fecal matter.

Clerk: "Sir please play your fee upfront!"
Darwin: "How much?"
Clerk: "5₱ (Poop Shekels)"

by glikber December 28, 2020

Shekel Hound

A person who obsesses over anything with monetary value, especially a Jewish banker or accountant.

I'll never go to that bank again, it's run by Shekel Hounds and Jewbags

by xXFurball February 6, 2015

Shekel Grabber

Someone who does petty theft or small-scale scams for almost no profit in return.

That dude is such a shekel grabber. He said he'd pay my $0.50 back today, but he just ghosted me instead.

by IMainSkyblock September 28, 2021

shekels

jewish coins/israeli currency and for some reason, slang word for cash in Ireland.

Id say they cost ya a few shekels.

Yeah not too bad, 60 quid.

by womoma April 16, 2005

Shekelstein

Ethan Shekelstein, lord of the Jews

All must give the mighty Jew Shekelstein all the shekels.

by Fuckingniggerfaggotilovehitler May 22, 2017