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Shrew Mode 

A state in which one completely removes themselves form the outside world in order to create a personal utopia. Shrew mode consists of the silencing of one's mobile phone in tandem with complete ignorance of any landlines present. Ideally, it is a time spent in the nude wearing nothing but socks and perhaps a towel; however, certain residency restraints may prohibit this from being possible. A typical entrance to shrew mode consists of ingesting large amounts of THC while alternating between eating, laying on a couch/bed, listening to music, getting lost in one's own thoughts, ingesting more THC, jerking off, showering, and thoroughly enjoying that no one can contact you to ruin this heavenous endeavor. In the event that one shrew notices his silent cell phone lighting up signifying a received text message or incoming call, it is customary tradition to look away and curse whoever is trying to ruin your time.
Ex. 1 -

Froob: Bro, Leonard hasn't been answering his phone for a couple days
Vincent: Dude, he's probably in shrew mode
Froob: That's the 5th time he's gone into shrew mode this month, I wish I lived his life...

Ex. 2 -
Jones 1: Dude how come you didn't answer my calls all week?
Jones 2: Sorry man, I was in shrew mode from Monday til today.
Jones 1: Understood man.

Ex. 3 -

Chud: How come you never respond to my texts bro?
Savage: Because half the time I'm in shrew mode and half the time I ignore you because you're a douche.
Shrew Mode by Shrewbleton October 31, 2011
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shred-mode 

The art of shredding your muscles to jacked and toned look. This method originated in Palmer, Nebraska.
The dude is in shred-mode. He must be jacked!
shred-mode by jacked_&_stacked April 13, 2010

Fuck or screw the moderators day 

For the month of april all days this day is active
Tony: its Fuck or screw the moderators day,We cant be banned,Muted,or warned or even demoted for this month horaay!
Shaun:I know,im one of them :(.

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026
A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.
"0/10 hopeslop"
Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026
Word of the Day on August 8, 2026

trespooping

The act of leaving poop in a toilet for the next person to see.
Someone needs to stop trespooping and flush that nasty thing down the toilet.
trespooping by TheRealInkweaver November 16, 2017
Word of the Day on August 7, 2026