Shoomloom

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Creating a shoomloom is not easy. You need 16 hookers, a pack of bananas, and a milkshake. Get into one room with all the hookers, and get hard. Take the bananas and shove them up each ass of the hooker. You then drink the milkshake in satisfaction, as you take your radio and play Black Magic Woman.

Wow, did he seriously shoomloom yesterday?

Shoomloom by B0rb August 8, 2017

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shroomzoom

An online video conference call when all participants have ingested Magic Mushrooms.

Our ShroomZoom was epic, Peter laughed his ass off and Jesse was hallucinating after ingesting 3 grams of mushrooms.

shroomzoom by TerrMan June 5, 2020

Related Words

Shoomloom • Shoombool • shroombloom • Schooloomf • shloomboomba • shooloont • Shoomoo • Shroomdoom • shroomzoom • soonloom

Shoombool

A funny name for Dick or Pussy; Usually used among children or teenagers

Your fly is open son, you don't want everyone to see your shoombool do you?!
Good night shoombooly!

Shoombool by Steve Burn October 13, 2009

Shoombool

1. Persian/Farsi word for child's dick.
2. Persian funny slang or rather polite substitute for dick.

I love the way your shoombool is hanging pal

Shoombool by BrainX October 24, 2008

Shoomoo

Gustavo’s favorite hamster

Man 1: yo have you seen that shoomoo
Homslice 1:ye

Shoomoo by Amayuel itzilio May 31, 2023

shroombloom

when a guys dicks head is too big, and shaft is too small. In turn looking like a mushroom

So last night i was giving frank head and he wipped out his dick, he had a shroombloom

shroombloom by lol4lyfe August 1, 2009

shloomboomba

A word that means absolutely nothing at all. it is used to break silence or when there is no answer to a question.

1.
guy one:why did you bang that ugly chick?
guy two:........shloomboomba
2.
room: ..........................
guy 1: well shloomboomba

shloomboomba by Mongolish April 1, 2008

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026