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Shoe jam

the infestational fungus residue that women create in their work shoes whilst wearing no tights/half socks / foot protection
got my jimmy choos on today, think ill make a cheese toastie at lunch with my left over shoe jam

might even have a foot marmalade sandwich for morning break
i hate waste !!!!!!!
by Himindoors November 24, 2018
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Jamaican Gorilla Shoe

A Jamaican Gorilla Shoe is the result of someone expelling his/her fecal matter into an unsuspecting shoe. This being done,the person must carefully place marijuana on top of the excrement and must light it.
-Hey man, somebody left a fucking Jamaican Gorilla Shoe in the kitchen.
-No fucking way! I was planning on making some KD.
-Bummer.
by Marcus Petit-pied January 23, 2009
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