Shmerwin 

The Goddess of Alcohol.

The story goes, Shmerwin was one of Zeus's (the God of the Sky) many wives. Although at her time of partnership to him, she was not in fact a Goddess of anything. It is said that while they were having fun on a cloud, one of Zeus's other wives got jealous and tossed her over the edge, hoping to end SHmerwins life. The Wife has chosen to remain anonymous. Unknown to the Anonymous Wife, Shmerwin landed in a barrel of Straw Rum, which penetrated her skin to the point that her blood became Straw Rum, 80% alcohol.

It is also used when describing someone who holds their alcohol well.

Guy 1: Dude, that chick totally drank me under the table at that party last week. It didn't even seem to touch sides, for her!
guy 2: Wow, she must be Shmerwin.

Shmerwin by Munchieman June 17, 2009

Sherwin 

He is the type of person you meet in your lifetime that not only catches your eye but your heart, body and most importantly your soul. Once you get to know him, his warm charismatic aura can get one attached very quickly.. he will always teach you things and have interesting memories to share with you. Every move you make, something will remind you of him. He will win over the hearts of many, and if you ever get the opportunity to have meet someone so amazing, treasure it forever. It's a once in a lifetime experience.

He is the type of person that every single day, every time you pray, you will be missing him. His hard, emotionless facade can be broken down by the right person and that is when you can fall in-love. His willingness to please everyone else is always put before his own happiness.

And should the day comes that you no longer have him in your life, sit back and think, "How lucky am I to have had something that makes saying goodbye so hard" - Winnie the Pooh

Til that day when I see your face again.

Everyone in their lives need to experience that Sherwin kind of love and connection.

Sherwin by SoulG June 10, 2016

word shmerding 

Trying to ridicule a person or thing by repeating twice, but during the second repetition replace the first consonant(s) with s-h-m.
Often used by speakers or decendents of people who speak Yiddish and German. Since a lot of words an names start with shm.

Hugo: You know you really shouldn't do that any more. You might go to prison.
Chester: Prison Shmison.
Hugo: No seriously man. I think I saw a cop.
Chester: Cop shmop
Hugo: You know, that doesn't always work. You can't solve all your problems by word shmerding them.

word shmerding by Ben faulding May 11, 2006

Sherwin 

The King of Sandwiches (Beef in particular) and a stellar physical specimen that makes Apollo, the Son of Zeus, seem weak and powerless.

The name Sherwin also bears the burden of a luminescent aura of charisma that attracts the opposite sex with a force so fierce that in most cases the subject is forced to gain extra weight as to control the libido of members of the opposite sex in the immediate vicinity.

Person A.) How does Sherwin fingerblast so many hot chicks?
Person B.) It must be his huge hog.

Sherwin by Walter Vito De Volvo January 10, 2009

shmerkin ur' gerkin 

jerkin your plirkin; all up in your flirkin; also nuirkin your glishirkin could be translated to "isolated self manipulation of ones genitals" founded in 1850 by world renowned explorer Sir Edward Lithius Longfellow Shmerkin; while stranded in isolation on an east african island he had to "shmerk his gerk" in order to pass the days.

Domo! are you shmerkin ur' gerkin? i asked as he sat all alone in the cold dark corner.

shmerkin ur' gerkin by Sir Edward Lithius Longfellow Shmerkin December 29, 2007

Ben Sherwin 

A hot male in Derby

SEXY MAN Ben sherwin

Ben Sherwin by Dan yazdanipour June 4, 2011

Sherwin 

The Supreme Chancellor of Sandwiches who can whip up your hearts wildest desires in an instant. Simply known as a sandwich God. Long story short, Sherwin is the reincarnation of Yeezus.

P1:Sherwin's sandwiches are divine.

P2: Well he is Yeezus.

Sherwin by Sherwin Williams Paint January 31, 2015