shlimpy is a word that means tiny shlong, little dick, micro peen, and itty bitty wang tang etc.
barbra: omg alicia look!! Lane sent me a pic of his SHLIMPY it’s so incredibly small!

he said he wanted to rearrange my guts but we all know he couldn’t reach with up there with his shlimpy

abbreviation: lil shlimp
by manshutyobitchassup May 7, 2020
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