Shitty Thomas 

A knockoff of an original.

1. Kareem Campbell does the Ghetto Bird; Jimmy Carlin does the shitty thomas.
2. Jimmy Carlin spells it Chetty Thomas. However, it's pronounced shitty thomas. Thus shitty thomas is a knockoff in itself.
3. Zangief does the Spinning Pile Driver; Hugo does the shitty thomas.
4. Sting does the Scorpion Deathlock, while Bret Hart does the shitty thomas.
5. Dr Pepper Snapple Group sells 7 Up, but The Coca-Cola Company sells the shitty thomas.
6. Led Zeppelin sings Kashmir, and Puff Daddy sings the shitty thomas.
7. Sonic The Hedgehog is The Fastest Thing Alive, while Rainbow Dash is the shitty thomas.

Shitty Thomas by  PimpUigi October 31, 2011

shitty thomas 

referring to another person's version of a possession, object, or trait which you already posses. A knock of of the original.

A. I got a tree in my front yard but my friend has a shitty thomas in their front yard.
B. Philadelphia is known for their amazing cheesesteaks, but everywhere else they are just the shitty thomas.

shitty thomas by terence3 November 9, 2011

Thomas Shitt

A fictitious football player featured with the likes of Kelly Goosecock and Danny Provolone in an NFL Films-themed parody in one of the early Camp Kill Yourself(CKY) videos that would become the blueprint for Jackass featuring such mainstays as Bam Margera, Chris Raab, Brandon DiCamilo and Rake Yohn.

Commentator: And it was Thomas Shitt who hauled in a 35-yard touchdown pass and dazzled spectators with a game-winning 75-yard field goal!

Thomas Shitt by joshua reauz November 8, 2007