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Shitface McDouchetard 

Guy 1:

Man, JB sucks the Big Hairy Balls of a Monkey that Recently went through a Divorce and is trying to get over it by doing Crack but Crack didn't work for him so he had to start using weed and eventually killed everyone on his Monkey Planet so he committed suicide because he was lonely.

Guy 2:

Ya he's a Shitface McDouchetard!
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