Shit definition 

see bullshit

see bollocks

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Person1: swrfe e ghip erwgho
Person2: shu wefh opuwieuoet w0e57883057 jkg kl;
Person3: eaw houo rd auageog!!!!

This is perhaps the best example of a SHIT definition, you have walked away learning nothing except that I am a cunt. Cuntraversally, many people post in SHIT no better than this. Down with the digital cunt! Down with the computing cunt! Down with ALL cunts!

Shit definition by Willis McGee July 27, 2006

If Urban Dictionary gets this definition approved, then they have gone to shit

This definition is so dumb, so if they approve it, then the website has probably gone to shit

Man, If Urban Dictionary gets this definition approved, then they have gone to shit

If Urban Dictionary gets this definition approved, then they have gone to shit by Username 1552 October 24, 2019

Holy fucking shit there are too many definitions for shit 

YTF R THERE SO MANY DEFINITIONS FOR SHIT?????????? WHY??????????? HM???????

Holy fucking shit there are too many definitions for shit..... Why?!?!??
...........
*promptly dies*
Mother: Son, are you okay?
Sister: Yeah, he'll be fine, he's just sleeping.
Mother: ok.
Sister: *slips knife into his heart to make sure he stays dead*
Father: *notices*
Father: Holy fucking shit! What happened? WHO KILLED HIM? HMMM??????!?!?
Sister: He was probably depressed and killed himself, a lot of people do that these days. I don't know why. Dibs on his savings and allowance!
Father: WE HAVEN'T EVEN EATEN DINNER YET, YOU MOTHERFUCKER! NOT YET!
Mother: Honey! Calm down!

Father: *faints*
Mother and Sister: *goes on eating dinner silently, ignore both of the bodies.*

Holy fucking shit there are too many definitions for shit by PORGSSSS May 10, 2023

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012