Shit Knees

The red marks that develop above your knees which are caused by your elbows resting on your legs while taking a dump for a prolonged period of time.

Dave is watching a movie waiting for his girlfriend Sally to return from the washroom.

She returns wearing her regular outfit which includes short shorts and a tank top, but something has changed.

Dave: What the fuck is that?

Sally: What?

Dave: Your big red santa fucking rudolph fucking koolaid knee parts.

Sally: Oh, you mean my Shit Knees?

Dave: Eheheheee... Get yo smelly ass underneath these covers..

*Disclaimer* Dave is black
*Disclaimer* Black people cannot develop Shit Knees

Shit Knees by Elite_DarkLord_DragonSlayerXx August 19, 2013

This shit happens when you've finished, your pants are up to your knees, and you suddenly realize you have to shit some more. 

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This shit happens when you've finished, your pants are up to your knees, and you suddenly realize you have to shit some more.

This shit happens when you've finished, your pants are up to your knees, and you suddenly realize you have to shit some more. by diggorypip586 May 13, 2022

Knee deep in shit 

In big trouble

Man, when your ol' lady fines out you been messing around on her, you'll be knee deep in shit.

Knee deep in shit by Captain Cheesewhiz February 21, 2012

knock-kneed, hammered-down, hollow-chested, smelly sack of Siberian sheep shit 

a loser or piece of shit individual; a tool or undeniable goof.

I have absolutely no respect for that knock-kneed, hammered-down, hollow-chested, smelly sack of Siberian sheep shit...what a scumbag!

knock-kneed, hammered-down, hollow-chested, smelly sack of Siberian sheep shit by weave March 24, 2003

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016